Friday 6 January 2017

India: Land of the Living Dead




Filth and Disease

Any poor soul unfortunate enough to land on the wasteland either voluntarily or by accident, will first notice the overpowering stench of uncovered garbage, pouring out onto the streets. Move two feet forward, you step into a juicy turd of unknown origin. Stumble four feet backward and, you’re suddenly hounded by a half eaten rat whose guts are still infested with maggots the size of a thumb. Suddenly the thought of eating the rarely sought-after Italian delicacy, Casu Marzu (maggot-infested cheese), doesn’t seem so unthinkable anymore. All you can think of doing is extracting yourself from the disease ridden and overflowing sewage of the Indian streets, and getting onto the soonest flight from whence you came. Indian germs and microbes are renowned for their ability to thrive in the toughest of conditions. These microscopic bad boys can swallow and spit out whole populations of Ebola and HIV viruses, while simultaneously mutating to transform into stronger strains than the deadliest known ones on record. Be sure to prepare yourself with some handy electrolytes and loads of durable toilet paper - Diarrhoea is certainly in the stars for you. Watch out also, for brief but excruciatingly painful spells of Malaria, Cholera, Tuberculosis and genital pustules. Make sure you’re up to date on your Rabies and Tetanus shots while you’re at it. You don’t necessarily need to encounter a rusty nail or a rabid canine to pick up either. Surprisingly enough.

Caste, Religion and Superstitious hocus pocus

Did you think political upheavals back home or a bad health insurance plan were the end of the world? In Indian society, people still follow a kind of crude feudal hierarchy which has been shrugged off by the rest of the world since after the Dark Ages. People are looked down upon and ostracised simply because they’re too poor or belong to a low caste. Matrimonial matches are arranged based on an individual’s caste and religious beliefs, wherein a dowry (more like ransom) is required only from the girl’s family. Talk about paying someone to marry you. As a result, female foeticides are no longer a thing of the past, with mothers undergoing large scale shade abortions on the quiet, to get rid of a girl child. Baby girls are found discarded like common thrash in the gutters, and are swept beneath the rug of oblivion by the dozen. It was until the mid-1900 that women underwent shady procedures to get rid of unwanted pregnancies around the world. India still hasn’t seen the light of the day. If a girl child does miraculously survive to marriageable age, she is required to give her husband a son, or subjected to abuse by him and his family.  Parents are still criticized for educating and believing in their daughter’s abilities to create a career and support themselves. It is deemed a waste of time and money to allow women to prove themselves in India. Well, why should a woman have to prove her worth at all, you say? Good question. In addition to infanticides, crimes such as rapes, honour killings, acid attacks and child marriage are glorified. The patriarchal society still stamps down on issues like gender inequality; with women largely being victimized and abused in all cases. Believe in fighting for the justice of innocents and operating on the right side of the law? Avoid India like the plague.

You think Friday the 13th and black cat phobias are silly and irrational? The range of superstitious mumbo jumbo particularly in rural India is frustrating and frankly, even I haven’t the patience to go through the ridiculous list. Even worse are the rising numbers of innocents that are harmed as a result of these outdated beliefs.

Malnutrition and Food poisoning

This probably wouldn’t account as a factor to take into consideration when choosing a tourist destination. However, the collective health of citizens is an often underestimated but effective indication of a nation’s economic progress and the general standard of living. A vast and appalling majority of Indians are despairingly bone-thin and almost skeletal in appearance. Obesity is a term that is unheard of and rarely uttered in India. Food has to be thoroughly checked before purchase, because you never know if you’re being swindled into buying dried legumes or pebbles disguised as beans. Similarly, the content of adulterated milk, questionable spice powders and even the quality of drinking water need to be ascertained before consumption. Does it come as much of a surprise that most of the people there are too worn out to be productive before the dawn of another work day? If you accidentally happen to eat out at vending machines or stalls in some of the metropolitan cities; you need to start praying that you last to see another day, or better still, don’t venture out at all. If the bugs don’t kill you, the food probably will.

High population growth and Bad Infrastructure

India boasts the second highest populated country in the world, after China. The sad reality being that China possessed better technology, infrastructure and an even lower infant mortality rate than India. India still lags way behind other developing countries such as Africa and certain Asian countries in terms of economic growth. An innovation or technological advancement takes years to be implemented within India and even longer to maintain after, with things breaking down repeatedly. The roads still have potholes, diseases such as malaria and dysentery are still prevalent despite countries elsewhere having put these ailments to rest, and electrical surges/blackouts still occur frequently. The internet plans in India are exorbitantly high and not as easily available as they ought to be. People to this day still complain of water scarcity, which is the most fundamental facility that any country should be equipped with, really.  Difficult access to public transport is another issue which is also strife with rampant complaints of molestation and sexual harassment from labourers and uneducated migrants mostly from the North. India has proven itself to be a truly third world country; and will probably never reach the brink of global-scale development, at any rate. Slums and illegal settlements on the outskirts of cities are as common as monsoon puddles, and are scattered so closely together that they overshadow the rest of the city like one looming and gigantic monstrosity; ignored and neglected like everything else. 


Backward mindsets

What strikes me as most queer is the attitude among the demographic; the sense that nothing is ever urgent enough to be tended to immediately. The lackadaisical attitude that reeks of hopelessness; and the notion that all matters are trivial and nothing makes much of a difference to be improved upon anyway. The complacent ignorance that makes Indians believe that wallowing in their own shit is better than clearing it up; whilst blaming it all on a colonial past and bad governing. The term ‘rat race’ takes on a life of its own, with people dragging each other down for the sake of their petty ambition, envy and pride, and the herd mentality that kicks in when the pool of imagination is all dried up. Want a closer look at the seven deadly sins? Go no further.

Safety Issues

I’m not entirely trying to discourage you from visiting the shithole. I mean if you’d prefer being groped in broad daylight regardless of your gender and inadvertently dying from some horrible incurable disease, then go ahead by all means. Increasingly reports of rapes, drug trafficking, prostitution and murders, involving foreigners, have been on the rise. Indians are proving themselves to be a xenophobic majority, hence giving their own tourism a bad rap. There has been news of discrimination and hatred against religious minorities within the country, proving how intolerant a bunch they truly are. Opt for a safer vacation in Thailand or Singapore, in my opinion.

Staggering Poverty

Some Indians claim to be incredibly wealthy, owning massive businesses and expanding these overseas. On the other hand, you can spot as many beggars as there are stray animals walking around aimlessly on the streets. They are run over by vehicles and left to rot, not deserving so much as a side glance from passersby. Sidewalks are covered with the homeless sprawling across bare ground, amidst their own faecal matter and dried splatters of urine/puke.

Strays and neglected Animals

The government cares about its animals as much as it cares for its poor. I still can’t get over the look of desperation in their eyes or the angle at which their ribs seem to jut out through their sagging skin; wordlessly praying for a quick and merciful death.  Even hardy animals such as horses and elephants seemed half-starved and exhausted, not bothering to look up or move unless cruelly whipped by their owners. What sort of place would subject it own wildlife to such cruel punishment? If I were you I’d forget such a barbaric place even existed.

Indians overseas

If you’re looking for a testament to the current state of India, observe the behavior and lifestyles of Indians abroad. They dress in garish traditional clothing and don’t even try to adapt to western culture. They shove their ritualistic idolatry worship, loud vulgar music and foods down everyone’s throats. Some of them don’t even attempt to learn to speak English. Imagine traveling to a predominantly English speaking country, only to impose your own dialect upon the locals.