1. Just because someone smiles at you on the street, doesn't necessarily mean they like you. It could just be that they're trying to be polite or daydreaming or something.
2. Standing for ages in the centre of a crowded convenience store and gaping at a packet of grated coconut never got anybody anywhere. Yes. It is coconut. And No! Time isn't on your side.
3. Never try 'dusting' clothes outside a window especially when you're born with butter fingers and live on the 2nd floor of a building. Unless of course...you want people to think it's raining socks and underwear.
4. What's the point in trying to communicate in English with a pigeon who's got a brain half the size of yours? You're no Dr. Doolittle.
5. You should probably forget about that crush you had on some boy in kindergarten. It isn't likely that he remembers your name from back then, when he couldn't even spell his own! Get over him already!
6. Using mom's expired make-up isn't a better substitute for the newer stuff. All of it will just ruin your skin.
7. Cursing people behind their backs and in your diaries will never help get the message across to them. You may as well not exist to them in the first place.
8. Eating excess food won't make you as strong...as much as it makes you fat.
9. Telling small white lies to people who love you dearly (not me) isn't something to be proud of...just expect to lose their trust.
10. Stop acting sweet and dumb. It gets on my nerves!
